A Handful of Dust

by

Evelyn Waugh

John Beaver is a 25-year-old unemployed Oxford graduate who lives at home with his mother, Mrs. Beaver. Widely disliked in the London socialite scene that he tries so doggedly to penetrate, Beaver is correctly judged a charmless social climber and freeloader with little personal value to offer. He is, however, tolerated as a last-resort invite to social events in need of seats filled. His shrewd and ambitious mother strongly encourages her lazy son to work his way up the social hierarchy. Beaver experiences a sudden, rapid social ascent when he unexpectedly steals the heart of Brenda Last. Beaver willingly uses Brenda to raise his stock among London socialites, who marvel at Brenda’s unlikely choice of lover. When Brenda leaves Tony Last and fails to secure any alimony, however, Beaver callously but predictably abandons the now-destitute Brenda (like the rest of her friends) and leaves for California with his mother. Beaver’s parasitic nature and lack of any ambition or interests beyond a free lunch render him an archetype of the valueless modern man that Waugh deplored.

John Beaver Quotes in A Handful of Dust

The A Handful of Dust quotes below are all either spoken by John Beaver or refer to John Beaver. For each quote, you can also see the other characters and themes related to it (each theme is indicated by its own dot and icon, like this one:
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Chapter 2: English Gothic—I Quotes

When Tony came back they were sitting in the library. Beaver was telling Brenda's fortune with cards. “... Now cut to me again,” he was saying, “and I'll see if it's any clearer... Oh yes... there is going to be a sudden death which will cause you great pleasure and profit. In fact you are going to kill someone. I can't tell if it's a man or a woman... yes, a woman... then you are going to go on a long journey across the sea, marry six dark men and have eleven children, grow a beard and die.”

“Beast. And all this time I've been thinking it was serious.”

Related Characters: Brenda Last (speaker), John Beaver (speaker)
Page Number: 38-39
Explanation and Analysis:

“But don't you like the house?”

“Me? I detest it... at least I don't mean that really, but I do wish sometimes that it wasn't all, every bit of it, so appallingly ugly. Only I'd die rather than say that to Tony. We could never live anywhere else, of course.”

Related Characters: Brenda Last (speaker), John Beaver (speaker)
Related Symbols: Hetton
Page Number: 40-41
Explanation and Analysis:

But with the exception of her sister's, opinion was greatly in favour of Brenda's adventure. The morning telephone buzzed with news of her; even people with whom she had the barest acquaintance were delighted to relate that they had seen her and Beaver the evening before at a restaurant or cinema. It had been an autumn of very sparse and meagre romance; only the most obvious people had parted or come together, and Brenda was filling a want long felt by those whose simple, vicarious pleasure it was to discuss the subject in bed over the telephone […] The choice of Beaver raised the whole escapade into a realm of poetry for Polly and Daisy and Angela and all the gang of gossips.

Related Characters: Brenda Last , John Beaver, Polly Cockpurse
Related Symbols: Telephones
Page Number: 67
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Chapter 3: Hard Cheese on Tony Quotes

She frowned, not at once taking in what he was saying. “John… John Andrew… I… Oh thank God…” Then she burst into tears.

Related Characters: Brenda Last (speaker), John Beaver, Jock Grant-Menzies , John Andrew
Page Number: 143
Explanation and Analysis:

“But it’s not true, is it?”

“Yes, I’m afraid it is. Everyone has known for some time.”

But it was several days before Tony fully realized what it meant. He had got into a habit of loving and trusting Brenda.

Related Characters: Tony Last (speaker), Jock Grant-Menzies (speaker), Brenda Last , John Beaver
Page Number: 152
Explanation and Analysis:
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John Beaver Quotes in A Handful of Dust

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Chapter 2: English Gothic—I Quotes

When Tony came back they were sitting in the library. Beaver was telling Brenda's fortune with cards. “... Now cut to me again,” he was saying, “and I'll see if it's any clearer... Oh yes... there is going to be a sudden death which will cause you great pleasure and profit. In fact you are going to kill someone. I can't tell if it's a man or a woman... yes, a woman... then you are going to go on a long journey across the sea, marry six dark men and have eleven children, grow a beard and die.”

“Beast. And all this time I've been thinking it was serious.”

Related Characters: Brenda Last (speaker), John Beaver (speaker)
Page Number: 38-39
Explanation and Analysis:

“But don't you like the house?”

“Me? I detest it... at least I don't mean that really, but I do wish sometimes that it wasn't all, every bit of it, so appallingly ugly. Only I'd die rather than say that to Tony. We could never live anywhere else, of course.”

Related Characters: Brenda Last (speaker), John Beaver (speaker)
Related Symbols: Hetton
Page Number: 40-41
Explanation and Analysis:

But with the exception of her sister's, opinion was greatly in favour of Brenda's adventure. The morning telephone buzzed with news of her; even people with whom she had the barest acquaintance were delighted to relate that they had seen her and Beaver the evening before at a restaurant or cinema. It had been an autumn of very sparse and meagre romance; only the most obvious people had parted or come together, and Brenda was filling a want long felt by those whose simple, vicarious pleasure it was to discuss the subject in bed over the telephone […] The choice of Beaver raised the whole escapade into a realm of poetry for Polly and Daisy and Angela and all the gang of gossips.

Related Characters: Brenda Last , John Beaver, Polly Cockpurse
Related Symbols: Telephones
Page Number: 67
Explanation and Analysis:
Chapter 3: Hard Cheese on Tony Quotes

She frowned, not at once taking in what he was saying. “John… John Andrew… I… Oh thank God…” Then she burst into tears.

Related Characters: Brenda Last (speaker), John Beaver, Jock Grant-Menzies , John Andrew
Page Number: 143
Explanation and Analysis:

“But it’s not true, is it?”

“Yes, I’m afraid it is. Everyone has known for some time.”

But it was several days before Tony fully realized what it meant. He had got into a habit of loving and trusting Brenda.

Related Characters: Tony Last (speaker), Jock Grant-Menzies (speaker), Brenda Last , John Beaver
Page Number: 152
Explanation and Analysis: