Lloyd Barnes is a math teacher and boxing coach who trains Wood Mountain and Patrice’s brother, Pokey, among others. In his mind, Barnes attaches numbers to people. He sees Patrice, with whom he’s infatuated, as a “26” because he loves the curl of the two and the loop of the six. He often shows up at the Paranteau home uninvited after dropping Pokey off, hoping he might be able to speak with Patrice. On one of those visits, Patrice’s mother, Zhaanat—hoping to get him to stop trying to get Patrice’s attention—tells him that he smells bad. He becomes frustrated and angry when he learns that Wood Mountain also has feelings for Patrice, but Barnes eventually ends up dating Patrice’s friend Valentine while having feelings for another friend, Doris, as well. He helps train Wood Mountain for the fight against Joe Wobble, which is a fundraiser for the delegation that will travel to Washington, D.C., to testify against Arthur V. Watkins’s Termination Bill.