Mr. Roscoe Malone Quotes in The Mighty Miss Malone
My most endearing trait, and being as modest as I am I had to ask my brother Jimmie for this, is that I have the heart of a champion, am steady as a rock and can be counted on to do what is required. Jimmie also said that I am the smartest kid he has ever met but my all-encompassing and pervasive humility prevents me from putting that on this list.
My first pet peeve is when people don’t pronounce my name right. […] My second pet peeve is that the Gary Iron-Head Dogs, the best baseball team in the world, have been cursed and will never win the Negro Leagues championship.
My dream is to read every book in the Gary Public Library and to be a teacher who has the reputation for being tough but fair. Just like Mrs. Needham.
“Hello, ma’am. My name is Deza Malone and my brother made a mistake and took a pie from someone and we were going to return it but I found out at the last minute that half of the pie had got chewed on by a dog. Jimmie cut all the doggy parts off of the pie and wiped the dog’s spit from the rest. It’s the most beautiful pie I’ve ever seen and I thought it would be a shame to throw it away. I was wondering if you and your kids might like to have it instead?”
I took the dishrag off and the woman said, “Now, that’s a pie! Sweetheart, thank you very much! We’d love to have it!”
She laughed. “A little dog slob could never ruin a fine pie like this. Besides, do you know how many times we’ve had to fight dogs off something we were gonna eat?”
I loved how I had raised my arm like I was carrying a magical sword and all the little thugs got quiet. They parted for me and Clarice like the Red Sea did for Moses! But most of all I loved knowing that when something was happening to someone, I could do more than wring my hands, I could strike back!
I loved those feelings at the same time I hated them.
Fighting is wrong and very unladylike, but worse than that, by gut-punching the biggest bully at Lincoln Woods School I had humiliated Jimmie. And even though I’d stopped him from being hurt and maybe even murdered, I now saw a very scary side of myself.
Brain number two was starting to take over.
All I could hope was that Jimmie would understand that I was trying to rescue him.
“Usually when people say that, they have good intentions, they think they’re giving you a compliment, but when you look at it…”
Jimmie said, “It’s an insult.”
“I can’t deny that, Jimmie,” Mother said, “but you learn you have to make allowances. You have to know which battles are worth fighting.”
Father said, “And ‘credit to your race’ and a lot of other sayings you’ll be running into are things that give you a warning about whoever it is who’s saying them. […] Think about a strange dog, Deza. They let you know if they’re friendly or not, right? […] Unless they’re rabid they give you signals that if you get any closer you’ll end up hurt. […] Think of ‘credit to your race’ as that first growl. Just be aware that that person is letting you know you need to keep an even sharper-than-normal eye on them.
Mrs. Needham and Mother had both told me, “Deza, you have to pull yourself together.”
And as I sat on the couch wrapped in Mother’s arms, I felt big hunks falling off of me and thumping to the ground. This must be how a tree feels in autumn when it watches the leaves that have been covering it all summer start to be blown away.
It must feel this hopeless and lonely.
I knew I really had to reach out and pick up the fallen pieces and put them back.
The man said in a hoarse voice, “My Darling Daughter Detha, don’t you recognithe your Deareth Delightful Daddy?"
I looked again.
The man’s voice was rough and hacky, like Father’s after a long night of coughing, but Father never had such a bad lisp.
He was too small to be my father. He was bony and scraggly-looking.
[…]
Jimmie ran onto the porch.
The poor hobo reached out his hand and mumbled, “My Genuine Gentle, Jumpin’ Giant, Jimmie!”
Jimmie’s face hardened. “My Fine, Friendly Father Figure?”
Maybe it’s because the story is so sad. But Father always tells us, “There’s a thin blurry line between humor and tragedy.” When he was working regular at the mill he’d told me and Jimmie, “I’ll give each of you one whole nickel for every joke you find that isn’t cloaked in pain or tragedy.”
We’d tried as hard as we could to earn a nickel but couldn’t come up with a single joke that didn’t have someone getting killed or hurt or made fun of or embarrassed or mocked.
Father told us, “And the more tragic something is, the more jokes you’ll find about it.”
I couldn’t think of anything more tragic than what happened to those poor men out on Lake Michigan, yet Father’s story didn’t have one smile or laugh in it.
And no alliteration. Something wasn’t right.
Father said, “That’s what we’re hoping for, Jimmie. Joe knows he’s got to win this fight, he knows how important it is, he’ll come through.
“Some of the time life boils down to some pretty ridiculous things, Deza. This is one of them. I agree, it’s silly to put so much importance on one fight, but you have to keep in mind that this fight is the one chance we have to show the Nazis, we are people too. It’s ironic, but Joe will show we’re human by savagely beating the stuffing out of someone.”
I would have believed anything my father was saying because it was in his own strong voice. I was going to have faith in Father’s word. I was going to try to make a light come on for Clarice, because the more I thought about it the madder I got at myself for not seeing this on my own.
Father’s lisp was back. “I can’t believe it, Peg. It’th like that fog on the lake, I never thought I’d thee or eel anything like it again, but here it ith. Thith ith jutht ath heavy on my heart. Thith ith the thame feeling. Oh, God, Peg, won’t I ever get rid of thith? Ith thomething wrong with me?”
Mother wrapped an arm around Father’s shoulder.
Clarice was squeezing my left hand and Jimmie was squeezing my right as we walked.
Father said, “What ith going—”
I looked back and Mother shushed Father. “Wait till we get home, it will be OK.”
“Why are you taking this so personal? You have nothing to be ashamed of, Roscoe. No one has work, no one has food.”
Father said, “Maybe you’re right, maybe it’s not shame. Maybe it’s fear. Maybe I’m afraid that one day I’ll come in here and see the love and concern on all of your faces, see the way you and the kids work so hard to make me feel better, and I’ll lose my mind. I’ll be so hurt, so angry, so desperate that I’ll go out in the streets and do something horrible. Something to get food or coal or clothes, something that would allow me to feed my family, something that would allow me to feel like a human being and not some animal in a zoo waiting for a handout.”
I knew how Father felt.
I hadn’t had teeth knocked out of my head and hadn’t floated around scared to death on a terrible lake, but every morning, after I made breakfast for Mother and Jimmie, I would sneak into my parents’ bed and didn’t want to move or think or anything. I wouldn’t even read a book.
At first I tried to remember that poem Father used to say about how “Hope has wings…” but I couldn’t.
I just wanted to have my face covered with the pillow that Father used to sleep on.
Mother touched my cheek. “No, Deza, it’s not that but it’s good nonetheless!”
She said, “Ta-da!” I read Mrs. Ernest Nelson, Flint, Michigan in very good penmanship.
Mrs. Carsdale had given us the letter for a new job in Flint! This was good news!
Not really, but when you’re feeling bad you can’t be picky about what kind of things can lift you up.
“Oh, Mother, you got it! So now we can move to Flint and find Father?”
Mother said, “Why on earth would a sensible Indiana girl want to move to Flint, Michigan?”
“If Flint’s where we’ll find Father I’ll go. The quicker we find him, the quicker we can get back to Gary.”
Mother said to Miss Carter, “Julia, isn’t this terribly unsafe?”
“Shoot, girl, Yeah, it’s all unsafe. You gonna have to be extra careful when you get to camp, that’s unsafe too, if you don’t know what you’re doing.”
“What do you mean?”
“It’s just like anything else, there’s just enough bad folks in camp to make it so you got to keep your guard up at all times. It’s especially hard on women, and even worse for little girls.”
She looked at me and a shiver went through my heart. “You just gotta keep your wits about you and don’t let no one in on your business. Keep it to yourself why you’re on the road alone.”
Mother’s 1-1-1 lines jumped out.
“Always let folks think your husband or your brother is with you, always tell ’em that he’s gonna be back later tonight. There’s strength in numbers.”
Before I could say anything, Father cleared his throat and started reading the signs only he could see:
“He had heard that hope has wings
But never believed such lofty things.
It took time to set him straight,
To learn hope was an open gate.
Try as he might, he didn’t see
That hope lived in his family.
He had learned that hope has wings…”
Father pulled his bony hand down and grabbed mine and Mother’s in both of his and finished,
“And now he’ll live by these joyous things.”
The car was silent as me and Mother stared at the sly smile on Father’s face.
He weakly waved his arms and half-shouted, “Burma-Shave!”
For the first time in a million years, Mother, Father, and me exploded in laugher. Together.

Mr. Roscoe Malone Quotes in The Mighty Miss Malone
My most endearing trait, and being as modest as I am I had to ask my brother Jimmie for this, is that I have the heart of a champion, am steady as a rock and can be counted on to do what is required. Jimmie also said that I am the smartest kid he has ever met but my all-encompassing and pervasive humility prevents me from putting that on this list.
My first pet peeve is when people don’t pronounce my name right. […] My second pet peeve is that the Gary Iron-Head Dogs, the best baseball team in the world, have been cursed and will never win the Negro Leagues championship.
My dream is to read every book in the Gary Public Library and to be a teacher who has the reputation for being tough but fair. Just like Mrs. Needham.
“Hello, ma’am. My name is Deza Malone and my brother made a mistake and took a pie from someone and we were going to return it but I found out at the last minute that half of the pie had got chewed on by a dog. Jimmie cut all the doggy parts off of the pie and wiped the dog’s spit from the rest. It’s the most beautiful pie I’ve ever seen and I thought it would be a shame to throw it away. I was wondering if you and your kids might like to have it instead?”
I took the dishrag off and the woman said, “Now, that’s a pie! Sweetheart, thank you very much! We’d love to have it!”
She laughed. “A little dog slob could never ruin a fine pie like this. Besides, do you know how many times we’ve had to fight dogs off something we were gonna eat?”
I loved how I had raised my arm like I was carrying a magical sword and all the little thugs got quiet. They parted for me and Clarice like the Red Sea did for Moses! But most of all I loved knowing that when something was happening to someone, I could do more than wring my hands, I could strike back!
I loved those feelings at the same time I hated them.
Fighting is wrong and very unladylike, but worse than that, by gut-punching the biggest bully at Lincoln Woods School I had humiliated Jimmie. And even though I’d stopped him from being hurt and maybe even murdered, I now saw a very scary side of myself.
Brain number two was starting to take over.
All I could hope was that Jimmie would understand that I was trying to rescue him.
“Usually when people say that, they have good intentions, they think they’re giving you a compliment, but when you look at it…”
Jimmie said, “It’s an insult.”
“I can’t deny that, Jimmie,” Mother said, “but you learn you have to make allowances. You have to know which battles are worth fighting.”
Father said, “And ‘credit to your race’ and a lot of other sayings you’ll be running into are things that give you a warning about whoever it is who’s saying them. […] Think about a strange dog, Deza. They let you know if they’re friendly or not, right? […] Unless they’re rabid they give you signals that if you get any closer you’ll end up hurt. […] Think of ‘credit to your race’ as that first growl. Just be aware that that person is letting you know you need to keep an even sharper-than-normal eye on them.
Mrs. Needham and Mother had both told me, “Deza, you have to pull yourself together.”
And as I sat on the couch wrapped in Mother’s arms, I felt big hunks falling off of me and thumping to the ground. This must be how a tree feels in autumn when it watches the leaves that have been covering it all summer start to be blown away.
It must feel this hopeless and lonely.
I knew I really had to reach out and pick up the fallen pieces and put them back.
The man said in a hoarse voice, “My Darling Daughter Detha, don’t you recognithe your Deareth Delightful Daddy?"
I looked again.
The man’s voice was rough and hacky, like Father’s after a long night of coughing, but Father never had such a bad lisp.
He was too small to be my father. He was bony and scraggly-looking.
[…]
Jimmie ran onto the porch.
The poor hobo reached out his hand and mumbled, “My Genuine Gentle, Jumpin’ Giant, Jimmie!”
Jimmie’s face hardened. “My Fine, Friendly Father Figure?”
Maybe it’s because the story is so sad. But Father always tells us, “There’s a thin blurry line between humor and tragedy.” When he was working regular at the mill he’d told me and Jimmie, “I’ll give each of you one whole nickel for every joke you find that isn’t cloaked in pain or tragedy.”
We’d tried as hard as we could to earn a nickel but couldn’t come up with a single joke that didn’t have someone getting killed or hurt or made fun of or embarrassed or mocked.
Father told us, “And the more tragic something is, the more jokes you’ll find about it.”
I couldn’t think of anything more tragic than what happened to those poor men out on Lake Michigan, yet Father’s story didn’t have one smile or laugh in it.
And no alliteration. Something wasn’t right.
Father said, “That’s what we’re hoping for, Jimmie. Joe knows he’s got to win this fight, he knows how important it is, he’ll come through.
“Some of the time life boils down to some pretty ridiculous things, Deza. This is one of them. I agree, it’s silly to put so much importance on one fight, but you have to keep in mind that this fight is the one chance we have to show the Nazis, we are people too. It’s ironic, but Joe will show we’re human by savagely beating the stuffing out of someone.”
I would have believed anything my father was saying because it was in his own strong voice. I was going to have faith in Father’s word. I was going to try to make a light come on for Clarice, because the more I thought about it the madder I got at myself for not seeing this on my own.
Father’s lisp was back. “I can’t believe it, Peg. It’th like that fog on the lake, I never thought I’d thee or eel anything like it again, but here it ith. Thith ith jutht ath heavy on my heart. Thith ith the thame feeling. Oh, God, Peg, won’t I ever get rid of thith? Ith thomething wrong with me?”
Mother wrapped an arm around Father’s shoulder.
Clarice was squeezing my left hand and Jimmie was squeezing my right as we walked.
Father said, “What ith going—”
I looked back and Mother shushed Father. “Wait till we get home, it will be OK.”
“Why are you taking this so personal? You have nothing to be ashamed of, Roscoe. No one has work, no one has food.”
Father said, “Maybe you’re right, maybe it’s not shame. Maybe it’s fear. Maybe I’m afraid that one day I’ll come in here and see the love and concern on all of your faces, see the way you and the kids work so hard to make me feel better, and I’ll lose my mind. I’ll be so hurt, so angry, so desperate that I’ll go out in the streets and do something horrible. Something to get food or coal or clothes, something that would allow me to feed my family, something that would allow me to feel like a human being and not some animal in a zoo waiting for a handout.”
I knew how Father felt.
I hadn’t had teeth knocked out of my head and hadn’t floated around scared to death on a terrible lake, but every morning, after I made breakfast for Mother and Jimmie, I would sneak into my parents’ bed and didn’t want to move or think or anything. I wouldn’t even read a book.
At first I tried to remember that poem Father used to say about how “Hope has wings…” but I couldn’t.
I just wanted to have my face covered with the pillow that Father used to sleep on.
Mother touched my cheek. “No, Deza, it’s not that but it’s good nonetheless!”
She said, “Ta-da!” I read Mrs. Ernest Nelson, Flint, Michigan in very good penmanship.
Mrs. Carsdale had given us the letter for a new job in Flint! This was good news!
Not really, but when you’re feeling bad you can’t be picky about what kind of things can lift you up.
“Oh, Mother, you got it! So now we can move to Flint and find Father?”
Mother said, “Why on earth would a sensible Indiana girl want to move to Flint, Michigan?”
“If Flint’s where we’ll find Father I’ll go. The quicker we find him, the quicker we can get back to Gary.”
Mother said to Miss Carter, “Julia, isn’t this terribly unsafe?”
“Shoot, girl, Yeah, it’s all unsafe. You gonna have to be extra careful when you get to camp, that’s unsafe too, if you don’t know what you’re doing.”
“What do you mean?”
“It’s just like anything else, there’s just enough bad folks in camp to make it so you got to keep your guard up at all times. It’s especially hard on women, and even worse for little girls.”
She looked at me and a shiver went through my heart. “You just gotta keep your wits about you and don’t let no one in on your business. Keep it to yourself why you’re on the road alone.”
Mother’s 1-1-1 lines jumped out.
“Always let folks think your husband or your brother is with you, always tell ’em that he’s gonna be back later tonight. There’s strength in numbers.”
Before I could say anything, Father cleared his throat and started reading the signs only he could see:
“He had heard that hope has wings
But never believed such lofty things.
It took time to set him straight,
To learn hope was an open gate.
Try as he might, he didn’t see
That hope lived in his family.
He had learned that hope has wings…”
Father pulled his bony hand down and grabbed mine and Mother’s in both of his and finished,
“And now he’ll live by these joyous things.”
The car was silent as me and Mother stared at the sly smile on Father’s face.
He weakly waved his arms and half-shouted, “Burma-Shave!”
For the first time in a million years, Mother, Father, and me exploded in laugher. Together.