Hafen Slawkenbergius is one of Walter and Tristram’s favorite authors and, Tristram claims, the greatest scholar of noses. Slawkenbergius surpassed all the nose scholars before him, including Prignitz and Scroderus. While Walter is an enthusiastic reader of Slawkenbergius’s philosophy, Tristram prefers his tales, and he translates one of the tales, which feature the characters Diego and Julia, for the reader. Before explaining the secret of Diego’s nose at the end of Slawkenbergius’s collection of tales, however, Tristram protests that Slawkenbergius’s Latin is simply too difficult to translate further.